List: Things you can do instead of giving two sh*ts about the competition between Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3

  • Anything

Okay, that’s not true. In my personal opinion, it’s much easier to make a list of things that are comparatively more dull and mindless than the immature bitching between EA and Activision regarding their cookie-cutter war-based FPS games with boring dialogue thrown through the audio grinder to sound as sh*t as possible.. Bah…

Here’s the real list of things I’d do and HAVE done instead of give a crap about Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3

  • Play DooM
  • Play Marathon
  • Play Megaman
  • Play any flash game on Newgrounds or whatever site that hosts flash games.
  • Look through the app store and console arcade stores for free demos, and play every single one you can find.
  • Play Halo (Hurr hurr. See what I did there? I could make my two cents about that, but that’s for another time)
  • Read a book
  • Watch a movie
  • Reorganize whatever collection you may have.
  • If you’ve already done it, reorganize said collection again.
  • Lounge in your back yard with an iced tea, or water, or whatever refreshing drink you may have.
  • Clubbing
  • Chilling out with friends
  • Explore your own city- namely look for some nice public parks.
  • Hang out in said public parks.
  • Examine a gravel driveway for interesting rocks.
  • Throw rocks at a wasp nest.
  • Run from the wasps.
  • Exercise
  • More exercise
  • More exercise
  • Arts and crafts in general
  • Draw
  • Work towards getting back into school, if you haven’t gotten back into school.
  • If you are in school, continue concentrating on that.
  • Watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (That should be at the top, shouldn’t it?)
  • Set one of the MLP:FiM faces as your desktop background. Challenge yourself not to smile as you stare at it for ten minutes.
  • More exercise.
  • Watch Epic Meal Time. (Smart!)
  • Watch Freddie Wong.
  • Watch CorridorDigital.
  • Hang out with friends.
  • Sign up for the ACTUAL military. (I didn’t do that myself, on account of concentrating on school.)
  • Make a film
  • Make several films
  • Work for a living.
  • Play the W40k Space Marine Demo (According to a bud of mine, it’s really fun)
  • Get said game.
  • Watch trailers for Arkham City
  • Watch silly videos from Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  • Slam your dick in a door.
  • Play Call of Duty 4- the last good CoD game.
  • Masturbate.
  • Watch Fight Club.
  • Don’t talk about it.
  • Do not talk about it.
  • Walk to Tim Hortons and pick up a donut
  • Walk to the local ghetto mall and urinate into a fountain.

I’ll leave the comments for whoever wants to pitch in.


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