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It sort of came to my attention that I tend to not like a lot of things, only to make the exception of liking things that ultimatelly matter, period.

I’m not that much of a fan of anything, with only one or two exceptions (Wall-E, Pink Floyd, BT, Bungie… okay, that’s more than two…) but I’m tolerant for just about anything out there.

I hate vampires because they have turned into the most unoriginal creatures on the face of the earth. Thing is: the vampires we know and many others rave and drool about do not exist, so I can’t really do anything about it. But if there were any, I wouldn’t hesitate to shove a wooden stake up said vampire’s ass, and then kill the vampire again.

Anyway, apart from vampires, I don’t really hate anything. I don’t like things, however. I already stated that there’s a difference.

Here’s a list of what I don’t like:

• Raving, lunatic fanboys/girls
• Stupidity
• Nitwits at school
• Online children who know every swear in the book
• Angsty Characters (Especially Shadow)
• People who vote against stuff that actually doesn’t affect them… EVER. (A-la Gay Marriage)
• Ignorance
• over-done immaturity
• Terrible re-spawn systems (My only complaint about CoD4 Multiplayer)
• Lag (Seriously, who doesn’t?)
• “Gangsta” people
• Rap/Hip Hop
• TV shows in general
• Over-hyped stuff.
• Comic-based movies that suck
• Movie-based video games
• Comic-based Movie-based video games (Even if “Batman: Arkham Asylum” even looks remotely interesting)
• Capitalist douchebags who use cheap-seat, uncalled-for, greedy means to make a load more money than usual.
• FOX News
• Scientology (Don’t like you guys, but couldn’t care less about looking in the direction of the nearest church)
• Westboro Baptist Church (Again, don’t like you guys, but couldn’t care less about looking in the direction of the nearest active sign-holding competition, or whatever you call those things you do.)
• Over-done storylines that Japan is famous for.
• Playstation 3
• Any Metal Gear Solid game that’s not Metal Gear Solid 1 (the only good MGS game)
• Terrible plots in just about anything
• Unoriginal characters (except if they’re Stock Characters)
• Money
• The Witch in Left 4 Dead
• Humanity
• Things that take no skill/took no skill in usage, be it in Real Life or in a Video game.
• Nose-bleeds
• The common cold (I mean, hell, who doesn’t?)
• Greed in general.
• Ladders
• Wasted plastic
• Crappy techno
• Crappy Source Engine-based Zombie mods.
• Most Zombie games that tend to SUCK, the only exception I’ve played being Left 4 Dead.
• Zombie games from Capcom. (Dead Rising was pretty cool, until you had bosses who could take explosions to the face and not die instantly, combined with terrible combat-oriented controls.)
• The fact that I’ve yet to find out where I can put up an entire game concept and story idea for Sega to make and revive the Sonic Franchise as something awesome. Lets face it: Sonic Unleashed was an improvement in terms of controls and a lack of stupid loading screens, but it could have been better, namely the plot and the fact that the “Werehog” thing was just a stamp-on that took the form of a cut-down version of God of War.
• The fact that I’ve yet to try God of War.
• Fighting games. Super Smash Brothers is a bit of an exception. There’s more flexibility in SSB than your standard arcade fighting game.
• Abnormally huge swords
• Characters who treat abnormally huge swords like pieces of paper.
• Star Wars… except for a good number of the games and the original trilogy.
• Sonic Heroes
• People who say that something is good when in reality, it’s just crap… especially if it’s something I made.
• Plans that have high chances of getting edited mid-way through.
• The Plan “B” that doesn’t work.
• Typical “Myspace” photos that you always see in Myspace.
• People who treat martial arts as a joke, or simply as an “ass-kicking device”
• Ozymandias, from Watchmen. He’s the only character I don’t like, and out of personal preference.
• Every single Pokemon ever made, except for the original 150 + 1, and only a few others.
• Cantelopes
• How-to-draw books that only refer to characters the author made up that no one’s ever heard of.
• EA Games
• Religion (About time I mentioned this one)
• Animal Crossing: Wild World, which had a load of good stuff from the first Animal Crossing removed… which sucked.
• The sight of pregnant ladies and/or new-born infants (for personal, past-experience-based reasons.)
• The word “hate”
• Exclusively Party-based games.
• Authentic sickening blood-curdling effects.
• The typical horror movies (I’ll still watch them, I just won’t like them.)
• B-movies that are bad, but not in the hilarious kind of bad.
• Internet advertisements, period. (especially the “Find your perfect Date lawl” and Emoticon ones)
• Grand Theft Auto (For personal reasons, not for bandwagon issues. I just don’t like the control system and lack of clear goal)
• Wasting room on a bookshelf for pictures you forgot even existed.
• Cheesy stuff (I mean overly cheesy stuff. Cheese is good in small doses.)
• Over-hyped things… Or did I say this one already?
• People with that sense of humor that you find too serious and stupid, such as joking about murdering somebody.
• Things that ultimately took no skill in pulling off. (Rap, Noob tube in CoD4.)
• Running out of leads for my mechanical pencil
• Immature jokes
• Over-used jokes
• Internet memes
• 4Chan
• Anything related to 4Chan
• Failure, the stupid kind, which includes 4Chan and everything that spawned out of it.
• Bashing something just because of one negative flaw
• Wal-Mart
• Flu
• Zergling rushes
• Shooter games with crappy aiming systems
• Smog
• Smoking
• Tobacco in general
• Those illegal drugs that screw up your lives
• Characters my brother tends to create
• Screamo music
• Uber-depressing music
• Christian Rock (seriously, it makes no bloody sense!)
• People who stand in the middle of the hallway
• People who try to force guilt trips just because of a minor mess-up
• People who don’t like things that are actually good.
• Racism, Sexism, just about any -ism related to that sort of thing.
• The sun.

Anyway, that’s my list so far. I’ll probably add to it later… and make a list of things I like later… For now, good night.

-HolyJunkie.