List: Things you can do instead of giving two sh*ts about the competition between Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3
- Anything
Okay, that’s not true. In my personal opinion, it’s much easier to make a list of things that are comparatively more dull and mindless than the immature bitching between EA and Activision regarding their cookie-cutter war-based FPS games with boring dialogue thrown through the audio grinder to sound as sh*t as possible.. Bah…
Here’s the real list of things I’d do and HAVE done instead of give a crap about Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3
- Play DooM
- Play Marathon
- Play Megaman
- Play any flash game on Newgrounds or whatever site that hosts flash games.
- Look through the app store and console arcade stores for free demos, and play every single one you can find.
- Play Halo (Hurr hurr. See what I did there? I could make my two cents about that, but that’s for another time)
- Read a book
- Watch a movie
- Reorganize whatever collection you may have.
- If you’ve already done it, reorganize said collection again.
- Lounge in your back yard with an iced tea, or water, or whatever refreshing drink you may have.
- Clubbing
- Chilling out with friends
- Explore your own city- namely look for some nice public parks.
- Hang out in said public parks.
- Examine a gravel driveway for interesting rocks.
- Throw rocks at a wasp nest.
- Run from the wasps.
- Exercise
- More exercise
- More exercise
- Arts and crafts in general
- Draw
- Work towards getting back into school, if you haven’t gotten back into school.
- If you are in school, continue concentrating on that.
- Watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (That should be at the top, shouldn’t it?)
- Set one of the MLP:FiM faces as your desktop background. Challenge yourself not to smile as you stare at it for ten minutes.
- More exercise.
- Watch Epic Meal Time. (Smart!)
- Watch Freddie Wong.
- Watch CorridorDigital.
- Hang out with friends.
- Sign up for the ACTUAL military. (I didn’t do that myself, on account of concentrating on school.)
- Make a film
- Make several films
- Work for a living.
- Play the W40k Space Marine Demo (According to a bud of mine, it’s really fun)
- Get said game.
- Watch trailers for Arkham City
- Watch silly videos from Deus Ex: Human Revolution
- Slam your dick in a door.
- Play Call of Duty 4- the last good CoD game.
- Masturbate.
- Watch Fight Club.
- Don’t talk about it.
- Do not talk about it.
- Walk to Tim Hortons and pick up a donut
- Walk to the local ghetto mall and urinate into a fountain.
I’ll leave the comments for whoever wants to pitch in.
